I will survive-Unexpected version

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on...

But there you go, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry
I should have known that it was bulls***, just a sad path
Should have known that there was no Anaconda lurking in those pants!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..

...It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..


LOL
cant wait to hear them sing!